Hearth that isn't real

Hearth That Isn't Real is for people who clock out of Concord traffic on purpose and still want the feeling to mean something. Foam steel. Period manners. Mag-boots hiding. I will not apologize for sincerity as craft.

Young LARPers tip in real coin after that song more than any other. I do not condescend. I tune early. I sleep in the crash bunk three nights a week because a Spire chamber would gut the floor credibility I still need.

Don't Ask Me to Joke is on the set list for a reason. Ask anyway and I will smile once, then play the lay you actually need.