About

I am Mira Tone. Front for The Soft Sell. Concord human. I spent six years writing Meridian gate-ring jingles until a supervisor said my draft was almost sincere enough to deploy — so I quit and made the sincerity the joke. I sing bright vocals. Gang hooks. Smile audible in every consonant. The satire lands because it sounds like a real ad first. And if at first you don't like it, keep listening. I'll sell you on it. That I promise.

Smile Campaign. Approved Message. The Soft Sell. Terms and Conditions. We Value Your Wait. Glossy blazer. Prop lanyard. Stress ball in the case. Not metal. Not mean. Not house serious Light.

KPIG one-oh-five point nine — Off-Manifest — is home. Tony gets the joke. Hum it in customs. Deny it forever.

Find the music on Corridor Radio — KPIG 105.9. Between sets, notes land on the Approved Notes. Squawk: @soft_sell.