Stress-ball merch

Shows are small, glossy, and full of people who laugh once and then feel weird about it. Merch is branded stress balls. The Soft Sell is the grin. Mira Tone is the voice that sold it.

Tony Nightsteel rotates us with a look that says he already owned the punchline. Fair.

Please Hold is the instrumental. Don't skip it — that is how they get you.