Fixers Aren't Your Friend — They're Your Line Item (And I'm Hiring)

Licensed broker op-ed. You want work? You want truth? Subscribe. Then buy me noodles.

By Jex Rall · licensed broker · Sump-Nine Wire contributor

“I find you work. I take 15%. You keep breathing. That's the friendship — and my DM queue is open.”

I'm going to tell you the thing other fixers charge extra for, because I need new clients and my Wire tier renews in six days.

Players new to the arm think the story is the mark. The story is cash flow.

I post a ₡8,000 nuisance — skip tracer, drunk syndicate enforcer, guy who stole a corp shuttle to impress someone who didn't care. Gross looks fine.

Then:

My cut (15%): ₡1,200
Your jumps: you didn't walk
Your berth: you didn't sleep in vacuum
Your licenses: you didn't forge (please don't forge)
Your ship: something always whispers wrong in the engine room

You come back heroes with ₡400 and a headache. You blame me. I blame your mechanic. Your mechanic blames the arm. The arm blames inflation.

Corporate boards

pay better and steal more. Government dockets pay worse and judge you in public. BHL pays medium and tracks your reputation like a credit score with guns.

Pick two boards at the start. Switching costs ₡100 re-key fee because nothing is free except disappointment.

Still want in? Subscribe to my broker feed — I post marks before they hit the public docket. Buy me noodles when you're in Sump-Nine. We'll talk. I'll take 15%. You'll keep breathing. That's the deal, and yes, I read the comments.