Concierge Discretion Contract

Black fiber paper, signed in person by the named handler who will spend a year remembering what the client cannot safely write down. Reservations, gifts, private rooms, quiet procurement, minor administrative stains—one calm voice. Monthly review over tea with recording devices sealed in a silver pouch. Legal, mostly. Cannot erase warrants, corpses, or public stupidity. Late fees reduce priority; serious arrears release nonmandatory discretion.